Time for a Pop Quiz

Basically, someone asks five questions about AoE, and the first poster who manages to answer them all correctly gets to make the next pop quiz, ad infinitum. Ill start.

1.What military unit has the least HP in the game?
2. What cavalry unit has the highest siege attack in the game?
3. How much HP does an FU Iroquois Warhut with full Town Dance have?
4. Which are better, Galleons or Fluyts?
5. What is the politically correct name for the Hackapell?

1. Strelet, 72.
2. Dog Soldier, get's something like 300+ with siege dance I think.

Surprisingly, the strelet isnt the weakest unit...

Do pets count as military units ?

probobly not, but is 5. wild geese?

Pets do count, but Im pretty sure I wild goose has never been regarded as military

Also, for an answer to count all 5 answers must be present in one post.

5. Hakkapeliitta

1. strelet actually has 90 in HP, it's just that russian inf starts with 20% less. so, that taking into consideration, macehualtin has the least amount of HP, with 80. am I right?
2. FU sioux war chief.
3. 125435
4. Fluyts are much better.
5. Hakkapeliitta